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There has been a scandal detected in the ratings system of our beloved league. The ratings are skewed, and really do not give a proper rating to the players within the league. Apparently this wasn’t detected until our very own member whom had been writing and keeping our readers and followers informed sent a shirt to the cleaners. Yes this shirt that was given to him by league officials had an overwhelming amount of grease in it. Some of you still fail to see the significance of this, but our detective Mr. Vincent “Fruitman” Miller discovered that this grease gave an overwhelming amount of lubrication on the joysticks of the players who use it.

It takes an individual with great detective skills like this to detect foul play, and yes Madden community we have the real deal. After realizing foul play the Fruitman informed our president, and the Wink Dawg sniffed this out as well. Well having the love of great journalism I played KA, and being a great brother within this league I patted him on his shoulder. I noticed how loose my pad had gotten, and I wondered why my fingers felt warm. I am a spiritual man I thought the Lord was having his way with me, but it wasn’t the Lord it was the grease that was creating this heat. I put things together because Robby D our oldest and dearest brother played with skills he had not known he had. Well Robby D beat KA this game, and he was ecstatic. Robby D feels as though that was the highlight of his season, and he has regressed some because of the absence of the grease.

Well to blow the lid off of this scandal this grease wasn’t chicken grease. I know KA is a big guy, and thought he was simply wiping his hands on his shirts which I think is disgusting. I was like get a napkin bruh LOL . Well anyway when I played him I saw how rough his joystick/ pad had looked. I think our equipment plays a significant role in the way we play, but I under estimated the power of the grease. I visited our league physician Dr. Chat Atkins, and I tell ya the brother treated me like a dog. I was like what the pooper scooper are ya doing Doc. Well he detected that this grease contained a stimulant known as THG. Yes THG has been detected, and apparently these guys should be tested in our league. THG means “To Have Game” !!! THG enhances stick control, but it doesn’t enhance coaching. So it isn’t as deadly with the absence of the other, but when paired with great decision making it can be profoundly significant.

Some of our veterans/ rookies within this poll has to be tested for THG. Fruitman has Ahman Green and broken thumb Favre playing well. He uses THG after investigating KA and fails to inform the league as a whole. Instead he tells his partna and BFL rival Wink Dawg and he has the Bucs playing well after early losses. He uses THG to enhance the ability of his overachieving offense to pull out games. Dis Dru makes chicken wings, and hell I thought it was simply chicken and beer, and said that was Ludacris :eek (what tha … ) !!!! As for John B and the raiders come on now … aren’t they suspect for real. OLD guys doing commercials about playing with the young guys … well THG can definitely give some longevity to a career. DC simply overdosed on it, and had to sit this week out. You talk about too much THG he is a Giant isn’t he. Jamie has the Bears playing above expectations. I thought the grease was hair grease he uses while getting his hair braided. Corey is the youngster of the league, and I thought this grease simply came from his ally Vince Bell. I know he is a strong influence, and peer pressure plays a big role on young people ya know. As for Donnie Wilson … I thought this grease was used in the corner of his mouth to keep him talking for long periods. Can you imagine how quiet he would be without his grease. Well then there is Mookie and I thought he used this grease to shine tha gold toofassesssssss shined. Then there is the rookie D-Ball, and with a name like D Ball what can ya say about grease. Did he simply change and clean his name up from D’s Nutz I mean grease does make ya play with yourself better doesn’t it :rollin :rollin :rollin !!!! So the number Ones yes also Michael Jackson’s latest piece has all the boys running for cover no pun intended he is the greatest isn’t he.

Well fellas lets get this THG situation taken care of, and restore some integrity to our beloved game of Madden football. I hope we can contain this THG, and not let it spread throughout the Madden Community. This is Scrubby P.

Always willing to clean it up !!!!!!!